My tiara is giving me a headache
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions. (Chocolate understands)
Those who can, TEACH. Those who can’t pass laws about teaching.
I Have CDO. It’s like OCD but with the letters in alphabetical order, as they should be.
I’ve had my coffee. You may speak.
4 out of 3 people struggle with math.
The Queen is not amused.
Well, another day has passed and I didn’t use algebra once.
It was me. I let the dogs out.
Women and cats will do as they please. Men and dogs should just get used to the idea.
I don’t want to brag or anything, but I can still fit into the earrings I wore in high school.